What would a villain do on his day off?

"To Do" List If I was a super- villain such as Darth Vader or the joker my life would be a little bit hectic. Sure I would have the gadgets and the skill to fight anyone who came near but my identity would be the big problem . I couldn’t wear a mask as those heroes seem to be checking everyone who is wearing one. And I couldn't sneak all the way as those humans seem to have a search party for miles .So some may think my “To Do” list is quite boring for a super-villain but here it goes... 1.Go swimming in my particularly Large pool in a shape of Me , The temperature luke-warm . 2.Go stare at my golden statue made just for me by an expert artist – Its an exact replica.
 3.Sleep; Its tiring being a villain - remember to put the electric blanket on to high. 4.Drink, have a few gins – I'm joking, no villain gets drunk before a big mission, I only have one and a half.... maybe two. 5.Practice my ballroom dancing. Only me and a manikin are allowed to steep foot on my dance floor. 6.Shopping , by food online no one suspects a thing that way. 7.Make a "To Do" list for tomorrow 8.Feed the piggy's, They eat any old thing. 9..Repeat the ‘To Do” list . 10. Perish anyone who reads this "To Do" list.

By Hannah